"Gone Fishing" Rod Dabber
"Give a man a dab, he'll bit good for an hour. Give a man a dabber, he'll be good for life."
...or something like that.
This is a glass dabber. It's hand crafted into the shape of a fishing pole so you can combine the thrill of sport fishing with the comfort of a big fat dab. This glass dabber is made out of black glass, and features black/white spiral accents along with a little fishing reel.
Gone Dabbing, ask for better description tomorrow.